I have decided to change my story. Instead of saying I had double jaw surgery, I'm going to say that Angelia Jolie got mad that I stole her lips, and beat me up! :) Below is the picture of my lips (photoshopped from the original to add some color to them)
Here they are superimposed upon Miss Jolie. See how angry she was?
This is the original photo that I cropped and touched up. I love to photoshop!
And here are the pictures of the beating. You see the ice pack (above) but now you see my black eye, swollen face, strangulation bruises on my neck...(she was really angry!)
...and I even have to eat through a "feeding tube". How rude! She doesn't have the monopoly on large, pouty lips you know!
The End. :)
Here they are superimposed upon Miss Jolie. See how angry she was?
This is the original photo that I cropped and touched up. I love to photoshop!
And here are the pictures of the beating. You see the ice pack (above) but now you see my black eye, swollen face, strangulation bruises on my neck...(she was really angry!)
...and I even have to eat through a "feeding tube". How rude! She doesn't have the monopoly on large, pouty lips you know!
The End. :)
I like the new story!
ReplyDeleteAt least you have beautiful nails :)
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